Hi, I'm Laurie.

Press

Shoutout Miami 2025

Laurie Alfano Fitness and Astrology

Laurie Alfano Fitness Expert Spry Living- BARRE WORKOUTS

Shoutout Miami 2025


The Teachers Teacher
-
What I teach + what I'm certified in
-
Movement
-
Pilates+ (Power Pilates, Balanced Body, Classical Pilates, Contemporary Pilates)
-
Define Barre
-
NOGA Foundation (founder)
-
TRX, Spin, HIIT
-
ACE Certified Fitness Trainer
-
The other half
-
Professional astrologer
-
Human Design guide
-
Ordained minister
-
Theology of love
-
Roles
-
Master teacher trainer
-
ACE CE Provider
-
Featured fitness presenter at industry conferences
-
Master choreographer
-
Humble warrior. Tech guru. Still showing up.
I've spent twenty-plus years getting people from WTF am I doing? to I cannot believe how good this feels. Group fitness. Private clients. Master teacher trainings. Pilates. Barre. Yoga. Eventually a brand of my own. Along the way I picked up a few other things. A professional astrology practice. A Human Design certification. An ordination. A theology of love I actually use.
It all comes back to the same room. The one where you show up and move your body. The one where you find out what you're made of without making a project of it.
That's what I teach. Every day.
I'm not pre-recorded. I'm not selling a 12-week container. I'm not building a content library or an algorithm to replace me. I'm in the room, two to three times a day, working out alongside you. If I tell you to hold something for thirty seconds, I'm holding it too.
The fitness industry spent the last decade convincing grown women that progress is a paid subscription, a meal plan, and a 6am alarm. None of that worked. What works is showing up. Daily. With somebody who's actually there.
Let's do this.
​
​
​
I'll be here tomorrow too. Pick a class. I'll see you in it.
Monday 9:30 & 10:45am
Tuesday 9:30 & 10:45am
Wednesday 9:30, 10:30 & 12pm
Thursday 9:30 & 10:45am
Friday 10:30, 11:30 & 12:15
Saturday 10:00 & 10:30 & 11:30am
Sunday 11:00am



.png)

